*Spits out my coffee* OMG WHAT???
(Wait - i'm not even drinking anything)
Dude - this has never happened to me before! OMG! So close - this is just so incredible! I'm so happy! ARGH! Thank you! I feel like my heart is so heavy I'm about to tip over!!! Thank you thank you thank you!
My Demonic Ghost is sitting at #29 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Horror > Ghosts. How? Wha? When? REALLY?